Negative penis personalities are the sources of penis weakness. These personalities are to be avoided at all costs. If you find that these descriptions describe your personality and character, then overcoming these traits should be the highest priority in your quest toward the full expression of your penis power.

THE PAMPERED PENIS PERSONALITY	THE PARANOID PENIS PERSONALITY
The Paranoid Penis Personality is suspicious that if someone is willing to go to bed with him they must have ulterior motives. “What do they really want?” he wonders. If he can get over that hurdle, he will worry about whatever else it is about his partner that strikes him as threatening. His lover can show him personalized data from the Centers for Disease Control, and he will still worry about the germs he might pick up. He thinks God made sexually transmitted diseases just to get him. Unfortunately, anyone who is as fearful as this guy will never live up to his/her own sexual capacity.	The Perceptive Penis Personality is an understanding man with an understanding penis. He empathizes with his lovers in general and his partner in particular. He responds generously to his partner’s needs and intuitively picks up on unexpressed moods and desires. It is as if his penis were a submarine periscope poking its head above the surface into the light. In that light, the Perceptive Penis can assess the psychological atmosphere and always strives to make the best possible decisions.
THE PEDESTRIAN PENIS PERSONALITY	THE PEEWEE PENIS PERSONALITY
The missionary position is the most adventurous escapade for the Pedestrian Penis Personality. He is unimaginative, mechanical, and without spontaneity. He is the sexual equivalent of an automatic camera that does everything it is programmed to do. He is a man of highly regimented routines. If his partner suggests catching a later train and grabbing a quickie in the kitchen, he thinks she has been reading too many romance novels. I try, usually in vain, to get these guys to loosen up before they find themselves dried-up sexually and sometimes divorced or single.	The Peewee Penis Personality thinks small. He perceives his penis as undersized or inadequate. He sees himself as a small man. He may try to overcompensate by being a shark in business or by driving fancy cars, but these superficial defense mechanisms mean nothing. He views himself and his penis through the wrong end of a telescope. This man develops a weak and fearful personality. Ironically, it is unlikely that his penis is smaller than normal.
THE PERVERTED PENIS PERSONALITY	THE PESSIMISTIC PENIS PERSONALITY
It is not my job to label any sexual act as a perversion. One person’s perversion is another one’s pleasure. As long as no one is being hurt or abused, I have no ethical or medical objection to any act between consenting adults. I have observed the pervertedpenis personality as a character that is drawn only to acts that are on the edge. He is aroused by things that make most people cringe. His partner usually has to be seduced or coerced into joining him. He reminds me of the wife in Woody Allen’s Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask), who could only have sex in public places where there was a risk of being seen. The danger for this personality is never being satisfied with partners who may be a positive match for a healthy emotional relationship. Most people with these radical tastes prevent many potentially positive relationships. These relationships are spoiled because the partner is deterred by these strange and sometimes offensive sexual practices. It is important to express yourself and to do what pleases you most. I must advise that doing so at the cost of your happiness is foolish. He who does this may pay a heavy price.	This guy is a downer. He is a glass that is always half empty. He approaches every activity in his life with the preconceived notion that it won’t work out. This includes his sexual activity. He believes that if he does manage to get a woman into bed, his penis won’t be big enough or hard enough or he won’t last long enough. His gloomy predictions usually turn out to be right. He has doomed himself psychologically.
THE PETULANT PENIS PERSONALITY	THE PHARMACEUTICAL PENIS PERSONALITY
Rude and insolent, this contentious personality wants to stick his penis where it is not wanted or where it is not ready to be received. He has to have things his way. If his partner hesitates to meet his demands, he acts as if he’s being “put on.” If things do not work out for him, it is always the other person’s fault. He hurts others and ultimately hurts himself.	Some men need to medicate themselves before they can have satisfactory sex. That typically entails a few drinks, a tranquilizer, or a few tokes of marijuana to loosen their inhibitions. Others do not think they need drugs, but they prefer it. They turn to chemicals for heightened sensation. It does not matter whether the drug of choice is cocaine, amphetamines, crystal meth, or amyl-nitrate. This personality is likely to become dependent on substances with harmful side effects. In the long term, their penis power gets debilitated, along with their general health. I try to convince them that the “benefits” of drugs and excessive alcohol are illusory and that they can function perfectly well without that assistance. The same also goes for the blatant abuse of erectile dysfunction medication such as Viagra, Levitra, or Cialis. Recently, it has come to my attention that many men who are not prescribed these very potent drugs have begun experimenting with the use of these medications in intimate sexual encounters and even at sex parties and orgies. There is much more that will be said about the potentially dangerous effects of these vasoactive, performance-enhancing drugs in later chapters. It should serve as a reminder to any man who strives to become superpotent that abusing prescription medication can be just as dangerous and potentially harmful to penis power as abusing illicit substances. As a general rule, any man with true penis power should avoid illicit drugs. When prescribed by a knowledgeable physician, the use of Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra can be safe and effective.
THE PHOBIC PENIS PERSONALITY	THE PICKY PENIS PERSONALITY
Imagine a penis huddling fearfully inside a pair of pants and peeking through the zipper to make sure it is safe to come out. If you can picture this, you can envision the Phobic Penis Personality. This personality has irrational aversions. He may have a phobia to certain smells, to pubic hair, to large breasts, to unlocked bedrooms, or even to the dark. He might be petrified of disease, and not just afraid of the HIV-retrovirus but to any conceivable germ in any environment. He might be terrified of vaginas, fearing that one will ensnare him like a Venus flytrap. Any kind of irrational fear will keep this man from enjoying sex as surely as an arachnophobe avoids spiders.	The Picky Penis Personality is so obstinate and narrow-minded that he takes all the enjoyment out of using his penis. Everything has to be “just so” before he can function properly. His partner has to be this size and that shape. His partner has to do things his way. He is responsive only to a narrow range of turn-ons. He rarely compromises. When I see him as a patient, I see a pig-headed man. “Don’t confuse me with the facts, my mind is already made up” is his attitude, even about his own health.
THE PILE DRIVER PENIS PERSONALITY	THE PIOUS PENIS PERSONALITY
This bulldozer type approaches vaginas like a violent jackhammer. “Wham, bam, thank you, ma’am” typifies his character. Crude and clumsy, he has no time for romance or foreplay. He pounds, plunges, and jabs. Sometimes he injures his partners. He is not vicious or sadistic. He might be a pussycat, but when he is aroused, look out! If he is lucky, he will hook up with someone who enjoys his approach. There is, indeed, someone for nearly everyone! Any person who finds themselves with a pile driver is well advised to settle him down before he gets into bed. That is, of course, unless you enjoy feeling like a trampoline.	The Pious Penis Personality could be a minister, priest, rabbi, or mullah. He could even be a devout layman trying to conform to scripture. Men who abstain from sex because of religious beliefs tend to be torn by conflict. As a scientist, it is hard for me to comprehend how a man can restrain a normal sex drive without suffering debilitating consequences. Physiologically, these men have the same needs as everyone else. Nevertheless, many pious men are able to keep their penises under wraps. They manage to maintain vows while exhibiting a sense of joy and a tolerance for those with more liberal attitudes. These men deserve and receive my respect. But the man who struggles to repress his sexuality and who resents having to bear that burden is to be pitied. The pious hypocrite who cavorts with hookers or molests young children while threatening “sinners” with fire and damnation deserves neither respect nor pity.
THE PIPE DREAM PENIS PERSONALITY	THE PISSED OFF PENIS PERSONALITY
Like a perpetual adolescent, the Pipe Dream Penis Personality lives in a world where he is a combination of Tommy Lee and Ron Jeremy—a world in which flawless women lust for him, and he satisfies their every desire. The only satisfactory sex he has is above the neck. His mind is XXX–rated, but his penis is strictly Family Channel. When I encounter such men, I try to convince them to be proud of what God has given them. If they use what they have intelligently, and if they accept with gratitude the real sexual opportunities before them, they do not have to live in a fantasy world.	The Pissed-Off Penis is angry at the world. He is angry at love. He cannot stand rejection. He cannot stand honest emotions. When things go wrong, it is everyone’s fault but his. Sexually, his hostility can express itself in a number of ways. He might satisfy himself without reciprocating for his partner. He might force his partner to do things they do not want to do. He might promise whatever it takes to get someone into bed, then flaunt his lies and leave. He might intentionally hurt his partner and act as though it were an accident. In a healthy relationship, sex can sometimes be a perfect and natural way to release tension and work off stress. But sex should never be an outlet for anger and frustration. I advise my patients to avoid becoming the type of man for whom sex is an expression of hostility. I advise everyone to steer clear of this potentially hurtful character.
THE PLAINTIFF PENIS PERSONALITY	THE POLITICAL PENIS PERSONALITY
The Plaintiff Penis Personality adds up what he gets and what he gives. He evaluates the totals according to his version of justice. I am in favor of fair play when it comes to sex. However, the guy with the plaintiff personality has his own code and his own method of calculating. When he comes up short, he litigates: “I did this and that for you. Now you have to do X, Y, and Z for me.” To my amazement, actual litigation may arise. One of my patients took his wife to court for denying him his right to more and better sex. She counter sued, claiming he had let himself go physically and was a chronic premature ejaculator. If this sounds like you, take it easy or you may find yourself behind the bars of sexual loneliness.	A chameleon with an unerring knack for telling you what you want to hear by speaking with equal conviction out of both sides of his mouth, the Political Penis alters his character to suit each potential constituent. He seldom lives up to his campaign promises. If this type is in a position of power, he will not hesitate to use his status to service his penis. He will never fail to use his penis to improve his position. If he could sleep his way to the top, he would be delighted. If he could get a gullible, ambitious woman into the sack by promising her a seat on the fast track or by threatening to demote her to the caboose, he will not hesitate for a second. To him, sexual harassment is just part of the law of the jungle.
THE POMPOUS PENIS PERSONALITY	THE POOPED PENIS PERSONALITY
“Look at me, ain’t I something?” I believe in penis pride. Every man should have it. The Pompous Penis Personality is narcissistic. He is the locker room braggart who spins crude tales about his conquests and his prodigious feats. Even if his exploits are true, his manner is so offensive that listeners conclude he is a phony. Just as it is unseemly for millionaires to boast about their wealth, men of true penis power do not brag about their sexual accomplishments. This arrogant, self-important individual misrepresents himself to his partners. He comes on like God’s gift to the world. He promises a night of bliss, but often falls short of his boastful arrogance. The penis is a great equalizer. It is the most honest part of a man’s anatomy. It cannot lie. It reveals its own character, as well as the personality flaws of its owner. Be cautious with your arrogance. You may be the only one left to listen to your own bravado.	Ho hum! This guy needs a long vacation. He is tired, burned out, and limp, and so is his penis. More people complain to me of this syndrome than any other. These men are middle-aged, overworked, stressed-out professionals: lawyers, executives, even some of my medical colleagues. They work too many hours, shoulder too many burdens, and leave no time or energy for the oldest and simplest form of rejuvenation—sex. If there was a way to make love while mingling with movers and shakers, schmoozing a client, or closing a deal, they would “do it” more often. By the time they get home to their partners, they can barely raise their fingers, let alone their penises. I tell these men, “If you’re too busy for sex, you are simply too busy!”
THE PORN PENIS PERSONALITY	THE POSESSIVE PENIS PERSONALITY
The Poetic Penis Personality has a thoughtful and imaginative sensibility. He speaks a language of love filled with deep thought, feeling, and life experience. This lover is sensitive to the needs of his partner. He makes every experience a romantic tour de force. He knows how to cajole his partner using the right words or actions. He always means what he says and does. He makes love like a dancer, with poetry and precision in his every movement.	Penis Power™ does not come from arriving at the party in a fancy car, having the biggest bank account, or parading around town in an expensive power suit. The Powerful Penis exudes a sexual control from within. It may be the quiet and commanding confidence of a simple glance, or an engaging smile that says, “Have no fear, power is here!” It is accompanied by a body language that exudes power and safety. In the bedroom, this personality takes command with the authority of a master conductor. He achieves the fullest expression of every instrument in an orchestra. He commands with the confidence of experience and knowledge, illuminating the deep language of the sexual experience. This lover has a strong effect, both physically and emotionally.
THE PREOCCUPIED PENIS PERSONALITY	THE PROCRASTINATING PENIS PERSONALITY
When the pooped personality is not pooped, he is preoccupied. This guy makes love on automatic pilot. His mind is always someplace other than where it belongs. His mind should be focused on his penis, his lips, his hands, and where on his lover’s body they happen to be. Instead, his mind is at the office or at the ball game while he is missing out on the best nontelevised sport in the world.	The man with a Prepared Penis Personality is more than just a “condom-bearer” or a bedroom boy scout. He is a lover who is equipped with a warm fire. He is a glass of water or wine when thirst prevails. He has a warm smile and a hug when sensitivity is needed. He is a lover who is prepared for anything that may come his way. If the Prepared Penis is confronted with a hurdle for which he is not prepared, he proves himself as a man of wit and creative charm. He goes the extra mile to make every moment perfect.
THE PROFESSIONAL PENIS PERSONALITY	THE PROFLIGATE PENIS PERSONALITY
Here we have the prostitute and the gigolo, unhealthy but interesting. Those who have the Professional Penis Personality are confident in their sexuality. This confidence extends to a dangerous level. They know how to exert their power. This type of lifestyle usually leads to a never-ending string of bad relationships, both “professionally” and personally. The personality creates an unhealthy connection to sex in particular and to love in general. With all of the health risks of reckless sexual intercourse, these individuals put themselves and their partners at great risk. The emotional price of selling one’s sex can cause permanent damage to both the psychological and emotional health of anyone who chooses this unfortunate path. I also place the pimp and procurer in this category. I have treated a number of pimps over the years. Although their behavior is reprehensible, I have found them fascinating individuals. They have an uncanny ability to mesmerize women. Despite extreme mistreatment and exploitation, their women seem to enjoy bringing home money and having sex with them after a long night of servicing clients. Anyone who finds they are swept up in the slick style of these hustlers should find every possible way out before it is too late. Dealing with these men, I often find myself wishing that their positive penis attitude could be transmitted to men who would make better use of it.	The Principled Penis Personality holds honor and integrity as the highest standards for love. His unyielding personal standards of what is right and wrong guide his sexual behavior in every encounter. He is a classic gentleman. His every romantic action is dictated by respect, sensibility, and consideration for the dignity of his partner. This man is the embodiment of all that is good about love.
THE PROMISCUOUS PENIS PERSONALITY
The Promiscuous Penis Personality is always on the look-out for new conquests. He is very insecure. He needs to carve notches on his belt, even if he’s married. In this age of AIDS, this indiscriminate character is a dangerous man. There is nothing wrong with being sexually adventurous. However, I advise patients who are ready to plug themselves into any socket at any time, just like an appliance, that discretion in new sexual relationships will bring less trouble and more pleasure in the long run. http://www.penispowerworldwide.com/penispersonalities-neg.html