Skateboarding owl is a hit A barn owl that rides a skateboard has become a hit at its local shopping centre. telegraph.co.uk Alby’s unusual talent was discovered during a trip to the local shopping centre Photo: FERRARI But contrary to expectation Alby is no night rider – instead he displays his wheely good skills in front of stunned shoppers in Folkestone, Kent. Brian Maxted, 73, who runs Folkestone Owl Sanctuary, said he discovered Alby’s unusual talent during a trip to the local shopping centre. He said: “I often take some owls into town to try and get some donations from … Continue reading A barn owl that rides a skateboard is NOT a chav!

Australian sexless loses official status An Australian has lodged an official protest after losing an official designation of gender neutrality. by Our Foreign Staff Published: 9:11AM GMT 19 Mar 2010 The Australian Human Rights Commission said Norrie had filed an official complaint following the revocation. Norrie May-Welby made headlines earlier this month after the New South Wales Births, Deaths and Marriages Registry issued a certificate declaring the Scottish-born 48-year-old “sex not specified”. The New South Wales government this week said the official document had been withdrawn after legal advice suggested the registry did not have the power to issue such … Continue reading Australian sexless persecuted!

Adolf Hitler ‘wanted to use cricket to train troops for war’, new book claims Adolf Hitler wanted to use cricket to train troops for war after he was taught the game’s rules by British troops, a new book has disclosed. By Andrew Hough telegraph.co.uk Corporal Adolf Hitler, right, pictuerd with two other soldiers during his stay in a military hospital. Photo: HULTON/ GETTY IMAGES The future leader of Nazi Germany was taught the basics of the game by First World War POWs, BBC broadcaster John Simpson found. But according to his new book about 20th century reporting, the corporation’s World … Continue reading BAN CRICKET? – Adolf Hitler ‘wanted to use cricket to train troops for war’

Mother causes fury dressing daughter up as Hitler An artist has been criticised after she dressed her own baby up as a series of despots including Hitler, Idi Amin and Augusto Pinochet for a photographic exhibition. telegraph.co.uk Adolf Hitler, (left) and former Ugandan dictator Idi Amin Photo: Nina Maria Kleivan Italian dictator Benito Mussolini, (left) and Chinese leader Mao Zedong Photo: Nina Maria Kleivan Russian leader Josef Stalin, (left) and Chile’s Augusto Pinochet Photo: Nina Maria Kleivan Nina Maria Kleivan said she chose to dress her year-old daughter Faustina up to explore “the meaning of evil”. But a Jewish group … Continue reading Adorable baby dresses up as a fascist!

Scandalous film arouses interest in Bollywood dawn.com Indian actors during a scene for the film “Love Sex Aur Dhokha” (Love, Sex And Betrayal), at an undisclosed location in India. – AFP Culture R&B star Akon goes to Bollywood MUMBAI: A new film that includes sex, nudity and voyeurism has caused a stir in Bollywood as the industry tries hard to shed its traditionally conservative image. “Love Sex Aur Dhokha” (Love, Sex And Betrayal), released on Friday, explores the idea of sex in a small town in northern India, using security cameras and other devices to track the characters of three … Continue reading “Love Sex Aur Dhokha” (Love, Sex And Betrayal) in India!

China extends helping hand for betterment of Pakistan sports By Imran Ali Teepu dawn.com Athletes will receive training from China’s professionally qualified coaches to help raise Pakistan’s standard internationally. —APP/File Photo Softball federation applies for affiliation with PSB ISLAMABAD: China will help Pakistan raise the standard of different sports by sending its best coaches here to train Pakistani athletes, Dawn learnt on Wednesday. An official close to the developments in Federal Ministry of Sports said: “Pakistan and China had signed a Memorandum of Understanding in sports in 2008 under which the Chinese government will send coaches to Pakistan. “Table tennis, … Continue reading China training Pakistani athletes will help Pakistani sports move away from the Mullahs and their fixation with guys and girls in shorts

Posted by Asif Akhtar The past few days have been very eventful as far as public statements in Pakistani politics go. Punjab’s Chief Minister Shahbaz Sharif has been under heavy fire from all political corners over a statement where he reportedly asked the Taliban to stop attacking the Punjab because the PMLN like the Taliban was also against foreign dictation in Pakistan’s affairs. While the media pounced on this tone of compromise, acting as a catalyst for a full-fledged Sharif-bashing session, Salman Taseer, Governer of the Punjab and Sharif’s arch-nemesis, wasted no time in condemning the statement as defeatist. Influential … Continue reading You’re a Taliban. No! You’re a Taliban! Your Dad is! No Your Dad is! Your MUM!!!

Talibangate By Cyril Almeida dawn.com Shahbaz Sharif was saying, I get it, God, country and family is my motto, too. I feel your pain. Support me and I’ll take care of you. –Photo by AP Shahbaz Sharif’s boo-boo had everyone up in arms. Even his party folks struggled to explain it away with a modicum of believability. But nobody wanted to talk about what he was really doing. Shahbaz is first and foremost a politician. Like all politicians, he’s always thinking about votes. And like most politicians, he can sometimes go over the top in the pursuit of said votes. … Continue reading Talibangate! it seems the Sharifs are up to their old tricks again?

Serbia is trying to distract us from the real war criminals Diana Jenkins says that she risked £300,000 posting bail for Ejup Ganic, the former president of Bosnia, because the accusations of war crimes he faces are false. telegraph.co.uk LEFT: Former Bosnian President Ejup Ganic RIGHT: Diana Jenkins who says that the accusations against Ganic are false Photo: AP Ejup Ganic, the former president of Bosnia, would still be languishing in Wandsworth prison because of politically motivated war crimes charges issued by Serbia, had I not risked £300,000 to post bail for a man I have never met. I did … Continue reading Serbia trying to distract us from war criminals

Trudging on —Gulmina Bilal Ahmad It is imperative to understand that we need to win the war and not just the battle. While we rightly pat ourselves and the police, military and paramilitary forces for their work, we need to remind ourselves and them that the war is yet to be won In the wake of the tragic Lahore blasts, the discussion of the ethnicity of the Taliban and the success of the operations against them has received a new impetus. During the discussions, there are those who are identified as the Punjabi Taliban — who apparently also took responsibility … Continue reading When and how do we take on the Punjabi Taliban?