Excellent things in women

Sara Suleri On an early April night Dadi awoke, seized by a desperate need for tea. It was three in the morning, the household was asleep, so she was free to do the great forbidden thing of creeping into Allah Ditta’s kitchen and taking charge, like a pixie in the night. As all of us had grown bored of predicting, one of her many cotton garments took to fire that truant night. Dadi, however, deserves credit for her resourceful voice, which wavered out for witness to her burning death. By the time Tillat awoke and found her, she was a … Continue reading Excellent things in women

Obama — illegally blonde in Afghanistan

Miranda Husain Surely, it is not too much to expect that Mr Obama’s Harvard education might have equipped him to recognise that any reconciliation efforts will be rendered meaningless once the concept of justice is eliminated from the narrative It appears that the US president is under pressure. In fact, we should really spare a thought for the poor chap. No one, it seems, understands just how weighty is the burden of that Nobel Peace Prize. It forever looms large. Like some realpolitik version of Banquo’s ghost. It was again there taunting him during last month’s conference on Yemen and … Continue reading Obama — illegally blonde in Afghanistan

The path to nowhere

Syed Talat Hussain Now we know that Delhi’s recent conduct has been an honest depiction of its actual intent and its durable, if not immutable, goals towards Pakistan. It is clear that meaningful engagement with Islamabad on the basis of parity, and with the aim to create regional peace to the equal benefit of Pakistan, is not part of Delhi’s designs Should Pakistan talk to India or should it not? Of course it should, but not now. Not so hurriedly. Since the Mumbai attacks, our position has been that Delhi’s pre-conditioning of the Composite Dialogue’s resumption with arbitrary demands cannot … Continue reading The path to nowhere

Rules of engagement – Farah Pandith needs to pass on that relations between the US and Muslims remain strained

Gathered around a table with Karachi-based bloggers on Tuesday evening, Farah Pandith, the US Special Representative to Muslim Communities, asked, “can’t a person do more than one thing at a time?” The question was raised as a way to get around the fact that most conversations about America’s relations with Muslims around the world are held hostage by contentious issues arising in the context of the war against terror. She was trying to make the point that even while governments wrangle about drone attacks and Blackwater, Americans and Muslims can begin to engage on a grassroots level. Ms Pandith’s optimism … Continue reading Rules of engagement – Farah Pandith needs to pass on that relations between the US and Muslims remain strained

Arab ambassador discovers bride is bearded and cross-eyed behind veil

An Arab ambassador has called off his wedding after discovering his wife-to-be who wears a face-covering veil is bearded and cross-eyed. The envoy had only met the woman a few times, during which she had hidden her face behind a niqab, the Gulf News reported. After the marriage contract was signed, the ambassador attempted to kiss his bride-to-be. It was only then that he discovered her facial hair and eyes. The ambassador told an Islamic Sharia court in the United Arab Emirates he was tricked into the marriage as the woman’s mother had shown his own mother pictures of her sister … Continue reading Arab ambassador discovers bride is bearded and cross-eyed behind veil

Indian man’s internal organs all back-to-front

An Indian man has ben told by doctors that all his internal organs are back-to-front in what is thought to be the only living case of “situs inversus”. Doctors believe that the 64-year-old could be the only man in the world whose internal organs are in the mirror opposite position of where they should be. Ashok Shivnani was about to have surgery to remove a tumour on his kidney in Mumbai when doctors realised most of his chest and abdominal organs and many blood vessels were on the opposite side of his body. The condition is known as “situs inversus”. … Continue reading Indian man’s internal organs all back-to-front

Nuclear jawboning for knuckleheads

Stop the presses: there has been an important development in the ongoing negotiations between six world powers (the United States, the United Kingdom, Russia, China, France, Germany) and Iran over the latter’s uranium-enrichment program. The “six” have offered to help Iran purchase medical isotopes on the international market. Let’s take a look at the lead-up to this breathtaking development. Oct 1, 2009: Iran accepts in principle a proposal by the “six” (hereafter, “the US”, as Washington is the prime mover) to send 75% of its low-enriched uranium (LEU) to Russia and France to be enriched to 20% for use in … Continue reading Nuclear jawboning for knuckleheads

Islamabad slips on dollar crackdown

By Syed Fazl-e-Haider KARACHI – Government efforts to curb black-market currency dealing in the US dollar may be backfiring. The difference between the unofficial and official exchange rates is widening on strengthening dollar demand after the Pakistan central bank recently made it mandatory for everyone to show their personal identification card for greenback deals. The exchange rate for the rupee crossed the 87 mark against the US dollar in the open market this week, while being traded at 85 in the inter-bank market. “For the first time in the past one-and-a-half years, the difference in the exchange rate of the … Continue reading Islamabad slips on dollar crackdown

Avatar hits home in China

By Stephen Wong SHANGHAI – The Hollywood blockbuster Avatar is popular across the world, with US$2.21 billion in worldwide ticket sales. In China it has been a smash hit despite its 2-D version being pulled from some cinemas as it was drawing audiences away from the officially approved film Confucius. Some Western media reports have claimed that the 2-D version was banned by the authorities as they saw parallels between the movie’s depiction of the Na’vi people being forcibly relocated on their planet, Pandora, and government land-grabs in China. One blogger said the science-fiction epic was an allegory for “nail houses” – … Continue reading Avatar hits home in China

Yemen, the new Waziristan

By Pepe Escobar Like an ever-profitable horror B-movie franchise, the al-Qaeda myth simply refuses to die. United States intelligence has now focused its lasers on the alleged 300 al-Qaeda jihadis concealed in Yemen’s craggy, rural Maarib province – as much as the Pentagon has deployed infinite might to find those maximum 100 prowling the Hindu Kush in Afghanistan. But wait. Didn’t top US intelligence officials recently swear on their government paychecks that it’s all but “certain” that this sinister, multifaceted hydra with sleeper cells all over the planet – “al-Qaeda” – will attack inside the US within the next six … Continue reading Yemen, the new Waziristan