When I was growing up as a horny teenage boy (some, of course, swear that I never left that phase) I was a consistent follower of “insert-number-of-choice sexiest women in the world” lists that men’s magazines frequently publish. Be it Maxim, FHM or that online bible AskMen.com, I would always anxiously await their results. Sometimes Jessica Alba took top honors, at other times the crown went to Monica Bellucci. Of course, then there was that sissy People’s magazine list ranking the most good looking folks in the world. Bah. Sitting on my toilet seat the other day, however, I realized … Continue reading Pakistans Top Five Sexiest Mullahs!

Facebook tells me that many of those who like Coke Studio are conformist sheep, really. You know how Facebook has this magnificent suggestions thing going in which it runs its super-smart algorithms to tell you what your friends like, in the hope that you’ll like it too? Well, I decided to play along and see what this was all about after getting annoyed by a constant barrage of suggestions along the lines of “Many of your friends who like Coke Studio also like…” (Yes, I like Coke Studio on Facebook. In my defence, Ali Hamza is irresistibly cute and my … Continue reading What cokestudio fans want

Learning to grow paradise from a seed Grade 3 at the vegetable patch besides an iceberg lettuce plant. Vacations are coming to an end and that means another year of productive farming can begin! Teaching gardening to young people is rewarding on many levels.The best part is that you get paid to practice your hobby. I can proudly say that I belong to a team that are the pioneers of teaching gardening at the school level. It was the combined effort of Ms Sabrina Dawood and Mr Tofiq Pasha Mooraj to introduce gardening as a subject and to spread the awareness about the environment.  For me, … Continue reading Paradise from a seed

Musharraf expected to return in September Shahbaz also disclosed the merger of the All Pakistan Muslim League and PML-Q in the days ahead. LAHORE: Former president Pervez Musharraf is expected to announce his election manifesto in September on his return to the country. This was announced by All Pakistan Muslim League Chief Coordinator Chaudhry Shahbaz during a press conference at the Lahore Press Club on Sunday. He said the former president will face all charges against him, adding that the government is even free to probe Nawab Akbar Bugti’s assassination and the Lal Mosque carnage. Shahbaz also disclosed the merger … Continue reading Musharraf due in Pakistan this September

Fury as Israel president claims English are ‘anti-semitic’ Israel’s president has accused the English of being anti-semitic and claimed that MPs pander to Muslim voters. By David Harrison and Adrian Blomfield in Jerusalem telegraph.co.uk Israel’s President Shimon Peres said that England’s attitude towards Jews was Israel’s “next big problem”. Photo: REUTERS Shimon Peres said England was “deeply pro-Arab … and anti-Israeli”, adding: “They always worked against us.” He added: “There is in England a saying that an anti-Semite is someone who hates the Jews more than is necessary.” His remarks, made in an interview on a Jewish website, provoked anger … Continue reading English are ‘anti-semitic’ – Israel

Ann Widdecombe just got sexy Ann Widdecombe may be a virgin, but by putting dance ahead of the Pope the ex-MP has shown an admirable lust for life Victoria Coren guardian.co.uk, Sunday 1 August 2010 00.05 BST Article history Ann Widdecombe has never seemed more human. Or, some might say, human. Just kidding; that always looked like flesh and blood to me. Suspicions of robotism are a standard joke about any right-wing MP, given extra currency because Miss Widdecombe is a virgin. But I don’t find that especially odd. Were it not for alcohol and the desperate, lonely men of … Continue reading Ann Widdecombe is sexy